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I love you toni..........! cheezy line from the movie My Amnesia girl....


sabi pa ni apolo kay irene..
apollo:' bumili ka ng salbabida dali...
irene: bakit mag swiswiming tau?
apollo: hindi baka kasi malunod ka sa pagmamahal ko... wahahahahaha ^_^

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Apollo: Sabi sa census may 11 milyon na tao sa Metro Manila. Pano mo malalaman na nahanap mo na yung taong para sayo? Maaring nakita mo na sia pero yumuko ka para magsintas. Maaring nakatabi mo na siya pero lumingon ka para tingnan ang traffic lights. Maaring nakasalubong mo na siya pero humarang yung pedicab.

May mga maswerteng tao na nahanap na yung taong para sakanila. May mga tanong patuloy na naghahanap at may iba na sumuko na. Pero yung pinakamasaklap, e yung NASAYO NA PINAKAWALAN MO PA.

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Kapag ako may tindahan, lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura, sayo lang hindi, dahil sayo lang ako magmamahal.

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May mapa ka ba diyan? Para alam ko ang daan papunta sa puso mo.

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Ok lang na ako ang magbayad ng tuition fee mo? Basta pag-aralan mo lang akong mahalin

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,ice ka ba? ...kasi gusto kita i crush!!!! =))
,,,tae ka ba!!!.... hindi kita kayang paglaruan....=))

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bkit ba hinahanAp anG isang tao???
-dAhil gUsto mo??
-nDi dahil naWawala

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,bkit hinihintay anG isang tao??
-dahil gUsto mo??
-ndi dahIl mahal mo,,,

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Apollo: Bakit ba hinahanap ang isang tao?
Peachy: Kasi gusto mo siya?
Apollo: Hindi, kasi nawawala.
Irene: Bakit? Nawawala ba 'ko?
Apollo: Hindi, pero hindi ka kasi mawala sa isip ko eh.

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Apollo:kandidato ka ba ?
Irene:huh ? hindi
Apollo:boto kasi tatay ko sayo eh..

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apollo to irene.. lumiit kaba? kasi dati dito ka lang sa isip ko pero ngayon dito kana sa puso ko!!

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irene to apollo... Police ako, Kasi ikaw ang Most Wanted nang Buhay Ko!"
 irene to apollo... kung ulan ka, lupa ako, pagbuhos mo siguradong sa akin din ang bagsak mo
irene to apollo... idedemanda kita... ng trespassing... basta basta ka na pumapasok sa isip ko...

 irene: i love you!
apollo: sana pirated CD ka nlng para paulit ulit mong cnsbi yan.
irene: i love you! i love you! i love you! i love you! :))

irene: may lason ba ung mga mata mo? nakakamatay kasi ang mga tingin mo.

apollo to irene..alam mo kung cactus ka kahit matusok ko basta mayakap lng kita. aray tusok tusok
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